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{"slip": { "id": 33, "advice": "Don't let the bastards grind you down."}}

{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

{"fact":"A cat has approximately 60 to 80 million olfactory cells (a human has between 5 and 20 million).","length":96}

{"slip": { "id": 144, "advice": "Pedantry is fine, unless you're on the receiving end. And not a pedant."}}

{"fact":"The most expensive cat was an Asian Leopard cat (ALC)-Domestic Shorthair (DSH) hybrid named Zeus. Zeus, who is 90% ALC and 10% DSH, has an asking price of \u00a3100,000 ($154,000).","length":175}

{"slip": { "id": 34, "advice": "To improve productivity, always have a shittier task to put off."}}

{"fact":"A cat\u2019s brain is biologically more similar to a human brain than it is to a dog\u2019s. Both humans and cats have identical regions in their brains that are responsible for emotions.","length":177}

{"slip": { "id": 78, "advice": "Being kind is more rewarding than being right."}}

{"slip": { "id": 143, "advice": "When painting a room, preparation is key. The actual painting should account for about 40% of the work."}}

{"slip": { "id": 162, "advice": "Stop using the term \"busy\" as an excuse."}}

{"fact":"A cat will tremble or shiver when it is in extreme pain.","length":56}

{"slip": { "id": 88, "advice": "Hold the door open for the next person."}}

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