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The State Museum of Oriental Art is one of the biggest cultural institutions in the world for preservation, research, and display of Oriental art. The museum was founded in 1918 as a part of soviet programme to support unique cultures of USSR subdivisions. Since 1970 the museum is located in the centre of Moscow in the historical building known as the Lunins' House, a private residence built in the early 19th century by the famous architect Domenico Gilardi.
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The Mauldin-Hall House, at 501 S. Roselawn Ave. in Artesia, New Mexico, was built in 1909. It was listed on the National Register of Historic Places in 1984.
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