{"slip": { "id": 45, "advice": "Build something out of LEGO."}}
{"slip": { "id": 147, "advice": "Don't take life too seriously."}}
{"slip": { "id": 13, "advice": "If you're feeling tired or anxious, a pint of water will almost always make you feel better."}}
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Rodney Roy Beck, nicknamed \"Shooter\", was an American professional baseball relief pitcher in Major League Baseball who played for the San Francisco Giants (1991–1997), Chicago Cubs (1998–1999), Boston Red Sox (1999–2001) and San Diego Padres (2003–2004). He batted and threw right-handed.
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{"slip": { "id": 205, "advice": "Try to not compliment people on things they don't control."}}
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