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{"slip": { "id": 84, "advice": "Never set an alarm clock unless you know how to switch it off"}}

{"slip": { "id": 8, "advice": "Happiness is a journey, not a destination."}}

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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}

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